Tips to mastering self-entertainment

1) Be curious about everything:
-Bite the plastic bag.
-Bite wires
-Bite strings
-Bite towels
-Bite ropes
-Bite soft toys
-Bite newspapers
-Bite human hands n feet
-Bite each moving object
-ahhhh, heck, jus bite everything u can sink ur teeth in.


2) Pester one's master slave:
-Wake him up at unearthly hrs in e night
-Whine nonstop about lack of food
-Dig sand everywhere
-Bite him ----> (point 1)
-Step over him when sleeping
-> Aim his face n throat
-Run up n down e living room n any empty space
-Climb to the highest restricted area you can find.
-> The more restricted, the better the result.
-Take his chair so that your slave does not have a place of rest
->Sleep on it if possible
-Hog his bag and bite it
-Claw your way up shorts to get to that juicy length of drawstring rope

3)Explore places you've never been before
-Behind the refridgerator
-Behind the washing machine n dryer
-Behind the TV
-Up on the dining table
-> Aim for e food if any
-Inside carton boxes
-Inside plastic bags
-Under the bed
-Behind the computer
-The world beyond 'The Door'

4) Chase your own tail