Hymnal Humour
The Dentist's Hymn........ ......................Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn............................ There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn........... ................ The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn......... ......... ............ Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn......... ...................... There is a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn........ ......... ..........Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist' s Hymn........ ................. Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn............. ................ I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.............. .................. Pass It On
The Electrician' s Hymn............ .............. Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn........ .......... ......... .. Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn..... .......................... I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn.... ................... He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn.......... ......... ...............The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns just for you:
45mph....... .......... .....God Will Take Care of You
65mph....... ......... ..........Nearer My God To Thee
85mph....... ......... ....This World Is Not My Home
95mph....... ......... ........Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph..... ............ .............Precious Memories
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